Or, if you were an antelope, you would just have to be faster than the other antelopes

Save a drum, Bang a drummer

We bang, they blow(woodwinds and brass in other words.)

We're drummers because we bang everything.

All these were made up by my line

False.

You need to get out more.

sorry...super small town in alabama is where i live so whatever...

"I'm at band camp. This is band camp all over again."

"Boy, anyone can get a stick these days! How many drum trophies does this guy have? NONE! I've got four! I don't have my own stick!"

"Don't crap the bed."

"I really hope you guys were playing that passage backwards (2 beats trip roll, 2 beats 16th pulse roll)."
"No, we weren't."
"Then we've got problems."

I don't know if this one has been used in this topic, but this is a common one:

"Halftime is Gametime".

Haha. That was exactly what I was thinking.



If thine enemy offend thee, buy each of his children a drum.

I laughed at that one when I first heard it.

I have a friend who likes to motivate my using gold stars

I personally like...
"Well, you don't want to be a loser do you?"