Granted, you have a salsa party! ...but no chips to go with your salsa

I wish summer would come faster.

Granted, but now it's 120 degrees.

I wish tacos weren't fattening.

Granted, but now they taste horrible.

I wish I could make it into freelancers.

Granted, you put on your full body armor and start jousting on a horse in nowheresville, nebraskidaho


I wish that it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!

I wish my high school's drumline tryouts would end.

Granted, but now your high school has no marching band at all.

I wish "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader" had real fifth grader questions..."What country was Copernicus from?" What kind of fifth grader question is that?!?

Granted but now everyone wins all the money and the show gets cancelled

I wish our band directors wern't leaving.

Granted. Which is a shame, because George Hopkins was set to step in. (If you don't like Hopkins, then insert whatever corps director you like :P)


I wish my finger's bruise would heal because I've had it for at least a week but it hasn't gone away...

Granted, the bruise is gone due to the fact that your arm had to be amputated because the bruise somehow managed to spread deadly disease throughout your arm.

I wish I had unlimited bottles of Fiji Water.

Granted but they are all poisonous

I wish i had a time machine