Granted. You have grown incredibly large wings that require constant cleaning. While on a flight, you are tending to your wings and you get sucked into a jet engine.

I wish I was Meatwad. (from ATHF)

granted, you receive an airline ticket in the mail.

I wish I received a free airline ticket in the mail.


EDIT: looks like you beat me to it.. I'll leave mine anyway because I think it's more creative :P

And to ruin your wish, you get caught and fried at mcdonalds.

granted but when you get on the plane, it is taken over by terrorists and smashed into the white house killing everyone.

I wish no one would screw up my wishes!

granted because you never had a wish to begin with.

i hope my friend gets his girl.

(by the way, my girl did say yes :D)

Granted, but the girl is a Trap. His real name is Ivan.

I wish all these people would get off my back.

Granted, they're off your back and in your face.


I wish people didn't wish for cliche things like being able to fly.

Granted, but they now ask for greedy things like money, fame, etc.


I wish i could make an A on my AP Gov't final.

Granted, but the college you are going to no longer accepts the credit for that class.

I wish something exciting would happen... and that the exciting thing doesn't kill or maim me.

Granted, there is a nuclear holocaust, and somehow you are now the only person left in the world.

I wish nothing goes wrong with this wish.

Granted, and you gain absolute nothingness because of your wasted wish.


I wish for a salsa party.