granted, but they have essence of herpes in them, ouch.

i wish i had more pizza bites.

Granted, but I ate them.


I wish I wasn't getting such a bad carrier sunburn.

granted, you now get bad carrier skin cancer.

i wish i had something to do.

granted, but that something is replacing the turf at Indy University all day. Dirty, dirty job.

I wish Cadets would stop using narration.

granted, but they start amplifying their battery percussion

I wish any form of amplification would be banned

granted, but now instead of amplified narration, they just add more people on the corp and assign each them to each and every person in the crowd so they can yell what's being narrated into the fans ear. Ouch.

I wish my music writers block could go away so i can finish this opener...

granted, but the group who plays your show will finish 4 seconds after the gun and get disqualified

(and it was a winning show too)


I wish that the UIL 8 minute rule for shows and 8 hour rule for rehearsals would be repealed or raised to a 12 minute limit for shows and a 12 hour rule.

(If you're not familiar with UIL "laws", the 8 hour rule specifies that Texas marching bands may not rehearse for more than 8 hours a week.)

granted, but instead of a maximum of 12 hour rehearsals, they set the minimum to 20 hours. Have fun.

I wish The Boston Crusaders would pass Phantom and win the DCI champioship!

granted, they passed phantom, but phantom lost to pioneer so hello 2nd to last place, and you misspelled championship so no trophy for the bac.

i wish i had some COOKED lobster to eat.

Granted. You have black, cripsy burnt lobster to eat.

I wish my fantasy corps was doing better.