Granted, but you are viciously assaulted by gold diggers.

I wish I had something to do.

Granted, all the toilets in your household have miraculously flooded and your cleaning it all up.


I wish for chocolate

granted, but it's the nasty sugar free chocolate that's supposed to help you lose weight.

I wish could muster the energy to go to my english project.

granted, you muster it, and decide to not go/do it and fail.



I wish to be force sensitive.

Granted, but you die a day after you wish comes true.


I wish I could take my road trip already.

Granted but you get lost and end up in the city of Reno, where there have been earthquakes going on for over a month and you happen to be there during the biggest - an 8.0 - and your car is smashed by a falling hotel/casino. NOW WHAT???


I wish drum camp would come faster.

granted, it comes so fast you miss it.



I wish our marching band was good.

Granted. It's so good that they replaced you because you're not good enough.

I wish my homework was finished and 100% correct.

Granted... but you did so by copying the answer key and you fail your test on the material.


I wish I had a tan. (Did I wish for this one already? Can't remember).

Granted. Unfortunately you have a farmer's tan. Tan lines are HOT!

I wish that I didn't have to work 5pm-7:30am for the next 2 weeks.