Granted, but now it's so big you can't find your stuff unless it's cataloged into a computer system.

I wish that my outline for my Hamlet in-class essay would do itself, so that I can get an A on the paper.

i did itself, but then, after you turned it in, after school, it got up and walked of the teacher's desk

I wish tyat i had some sweet and sour chicken from China King

Granted, but the chicken wasn't cooked well enough and you got deathly sick.

I wish I had more stick tape.

Granted. But you have no sticks.

I wish the female lead opposite me would get her shiznit together. The show is in 9 days.

Granted, but she got her shiznit together in one big pile in your living room. And what kind of wierd show are you doing that involves feces?

I wish I hadn't taken so much time away from brass playing, now that I finally found a good jazz band that needs a trumpet player.

Granted, you spent tons of time playing brass, but the jazz band found someone better.

I wish things were cool between Sean and I.

Granted...but things begin to go sour again when you pronounce his name SEEN.


I wish it would stop raining. So much rain....

Granted, but Alabama returns back to the drought stage In order to conserve water, the governor says that a person is allowed a single bath a week and now everyone is all stinky.


I wish Shakespeare wasn't such a big deal in AP English.

Granted, but now you go through life not understanding what people are talking about when they make Shakespeare comments, and you yourself cant make and Shakespeare references either, you become isolated and alone.

I wish i could be five again and have fun for hours playing in the snow.

Granted, but you forgot your coat and now you have pneumonia.

I wish that more people in our band actually cared.