Granted, but as soon as you hit or crash them, they break and slice your hand off so you can never play drums again.

I wish the Tennessee titans would get some good wide receivers

Granted, but they trade away their good quarterbacks.

I wish I had something to eat.

granted, but you ate tainted meat and now you're sick

I wish I didn't have to take geometry

Granted. Instead, they bump you up a grade level, and you wind up taking trigonometry. Which really is sort of poopy without the know-how of Geometry.

I wish that my sister didn't single-handedly control the family when she wigs out.

Granted, but now she just controls them the rest of the time when she doesn't wig out.

I wish gas wasn't so expensive.

Granted, you're back in the '70s when gas cost 25 cents a gallon, but it's during the fuel crisis and you can only fill up on tuesdays, provided the gas station has gas that day... and you drive a cadillac.

I wish I hadn't just hooked up with that girl at that party, cause I know it's going to come back and haunt me sooner or later because everyone else at the party was a woodwind player in band.

Granted. But now you don't have awkward stories to share with the forum.

I wish Four Brothers had a slightly easier to follow plot while still maintaining the intensity of the storyline.

Granted, but you spend it and it turns out to be counterfeit and you are arrested and thrown in a federal prison.

I wish I could get the VIP meet and greet package to go see Dream Theater.

Granted, but the show gets canceled.

I wish that Vanderbilt would now beat Tennessee in men's basketball, because I think it would be funny that they just got number 1, and they would lose it the next game.