Granted, but the biltong is made from your childhood dog, Sparky.

I wish I could pass the damn bar exam.

granted, but the world goes to chaos and law goes down the toilet.

i wish my mom would let me go to rcc drum day tomorrow

Granted - you get to go, and actually get to play, but you're given a single mallet and only get to play middle c. And you have to wear a tutu.

I wish I could start my new job before April.

granted but you have to lick the floor clean everynight before you leave

i wish my pinky wasnt dislocated

Granted, but it turns gangrene and must be amputated. And then people laugh at it when you drink tea and don't have a proper tea pinky.

I wish I never had to see that Carl's Jr. Commercial with the annoying chick ever again.

Granted, but they make a new commercial with TWO annoying chicks.


I wish it was Saturday right now!

Granted - but it's Saturday February 13, 2038. You realize tomorrow is valentine's day, you're old, not married, don't have a family, have no marketable skills, and smell like cabbage, cheese and feet because you haven't showered in almost 30 years.

I wish I didn't have to deal with depressed foreclosure clients all the time (Bankruptcy law FTL).

Granted, you have to deal with suicidal foreclosure clients. And the suicidal kind that want to take everyone with them.

I wish people didn't stick their pinkies out when drinking tea.

granted but now the whole world doesnt have pinkies and you cant play a french roll because of it

i wish my lap top had internet

Granted, but the only site that works has something to do with some girls and a cup....

I wish my laptop hadn't crashed <48 hours prior to the bar exam....