Granted, you live in Antarctica.


I wish i had an Xbox 360 and a good computer...

granted, but you had to pay twice the normal price and they broke the first time you tried to use them

i wish i had virtual drumline (have fun with that one)

granted. now you just need a computer.

i wish everyone good health

granted but youve got a sucky life


i wish i had better things to do with my time.

sorry, i misread ur post and kinda screwed it it up so i claim a redo.

Granted, everyone has good health, so you've just put millions of people in health care related fields out of jobs, and employment rises 50%...nice job...


I wish i had better things to do with my time.

Granted, but in that time you designed a product that everyone bought and you made millions of dollars. Unfortunately everyone was injured by said product and sued you for everything you own.

I wish someone from at&t tech support would pick up the phone already. I've been on hold for 15 minutes!

Granted, but you can't understand the indian accent.

I wish it was football season again.

Dang. He posted the same answer.

Granted. It is football season. Only, it's Everywhereelseintheworld's football, and therefore soccer.

I wish that I could skip the post-production depression now that this year's musical run is over (particularly since it's my last one).

Wish granted. Because you aren't bummed like the rest of your peers, they ostracize you, and the only way to redeem yourself is to become the Musical equivalent of Nick Cannon in Drumline.

I wish somebody would ruin my wish.

I got this.

Granted. Your wish is ruined which techincally would make it NOT ruined...hmmmmm Strange. Your wish is now UNgranted.


I wish I wasn't so impatient to see a certain girl tonight.