*EDIT* bah, someone granted his at the same time as me

speakin of girls...i wish i had my old gf back.

Granted. But she's just not the same after that sex change operation.

I wish I was on vacation...

granted.. it is 2035 and u are on a tropical vacation to the north pole when rapid freezing and climate change begins after all the heat escaped through the ozone hole

i wish i had a way to ask her out indirectly today

Granted, but there you tried giving her chocolate, and she was allergic and threw up all over you.

I wish I had the money to pay for college.

Granted, but I own you till you pay the loans back. Ho.

I wish people would stop getting so sandy vagina'd about valentines day and getting girlfriends in high school.

Granted, but now everybody has a significant other except for you, and you will be alone and single for the rest of your life.

I wish I had mast3r chopz.

granted but along with those your are now condemned to speak in 1337 speak the rest of your life.
I wish i had a motorcycle

Wish granted. Unfortunately your arms exploded during a summer ride forcing your motorcycle out of control, which then crashed into a cement wall caught on fire. You suprisingly lived, however with no limbs or sense of sight, smell, touch, taste, or hearing.

I wish I knew why Tory was in my dream last night.

Now you know why she was in your dream, but since you know you can never talk to her again.
devastating much?


I wish the intern wasn't engaged.

Wish granted, however, he has just come out the closet.

I wish we could afford new drums.