"Basses digga da schlock is not on the page..." Thom Hannum
"Damon you need to hit that thing Daddy O." Thom Hannum
"Hey now...lets have ourselves a little broccoli jam...maybe throw down some pop tarts...maybe even some pop tarts with sprinkles..." Martin Vasquez

Lol... whenever someone let's another person suck on their Camelback for water, we call it breastfeeding.

When our non-playing hand doesn't stay set and rises up we call it popping a boner.

Some i've used

"Ok, do it again, with a little less suck this time" or some variation.

"Let's make em' throw babies this time" before a show.

whenever our director asks us to do some tedious task, sometimes we say "Man, dat's a P-4's job!"

caption head to bassline: "You guys better hit that unison so hard, that if a baby was standing right there, it would DIE!"

Pit tech: " ... we gotta be like balls to the wall. and i don't mean just pressed up against the wall, i mean like stapled"

after we played some pretty bad stuff
mr. colin bell: so who likes ice cream?
*...long pause*
domepiece: i do, but it makes me poop myself. we have the same phone though
colin: that's pretty cute, i never noticed that. Run it again!

caption head: you gotta feel those left hand inner beats at the fulcrum, you're trying to finger them, like a woman.


caption head at school: "you guys are gonna run until i get tired"

"When in doubt keep it out" Ben Justice

When our drumline was doing nothing in the middle of the field i would say

"Someone tap it"

as in tap off for an exercise

"Don't Suck" was a favorite from my snare tech,

"Play like ya gotta pair"

"That was just a huge mushroom cloud of suck" of course after playing dirty

while acting like he's holding a hose points at everyone and makes water spraying noises.

After a really awful run through of the cadence:

*last note*

*silence*

"MONEEYYYYYYY!!!!"