"If you would shut up, you would have heard me explain how to play (enter exercise name)"

"stop tapping"

Section leader:

"Are you a computer programmer? ... Then STOP HACKING!"

Instructor:

"Are you the morning paper? ... Then quit folding on me!"

(Hurls stick at ground) "!%#@%*&$#!!!"

"STOP SUCKING!! *throws MS4 or gock block at the 2nd bass player and we listen to the drum ring*"

"IN YA FACE-UH!!" which is usually screamed after a good run or some crescendo eights.

And my 3rd one has a pretty long story...our caption head just got done talking to one of our snare players about having constipation and one tenor player was having trouble keeping up with an exercise...this is how the dialogue went...
CH:So...you guys know *throws stick at chair* that if you are having trouble getting it out...
Me:We already heard this haha
SP:No, I'm good now man
CH:No, if you have trouble getting it out don't push too hard OK? Or ye guys are gonna tear...*points to random people in the line*
Me:What? EWWW
CH:HAHAHA No you weird creep I mean playing...

and one more...
CH:There was this one time I was touring with my metal band...and there was this girl in the parking lot MAN like man, dude...I was afraid of her HAHAHAHA
Me:Why?
CH:Man cuz I knew if I looked at her I'd get crabs!!

HAHA man we have fun

funny.

SL: "Ryan tap us off."
Ryan: "Sorry Beef, but i just do not swing that way" XD

Poco Mi Moso. i don't think thats spelled right. major inside joke. long story.

snareline- "rest....rest...REST!" (After being told to sing their pats)

me- "Hey! Stop failing more than my kidneys!" (when i was in drumline after my transplant and making fun of the fact that two kidneys were failing. hahaha...)

snare player: *plays show portion in the van*......YAAAAP!!!!

another one happened at one winter rehearsal. Our instructor hooked up a microphone because his voice was hurting. He was making lots of silly commentary during the show. Like when the bass solo came up

Instructor: ooooohhhh here comes tha bass solo! WOOOOOOOOOOO *basses mess up suddenly* OOOOOOO---what the @#$%&?!?!??!?!?!?!"

haha that instructor thing reminds me of something.

group of kids out on the FB field during PE. so we're right behind the away stands and a friend of mine is standin at the top watchin us. so my SL counts us off to run through the drum solo so about half way through it basses mess up suddenly and SL cuts us off.
friend in stand: "HEY! WHY'D YALL STOP THAT SOUNDED AWESOME!"
me: "If you knew how it was supposed to sound, you wouldn't be sayin that"

Instructor- We're going to track this part until Ethan memorizes it..

2 miles of constant tracking later..

Instructor- Maybe you should look at the music ethan...

Here are some of our favorites...
"Clean is King"
"dang...those licks were tasty"
"rhymes with butt"
"Hocket in my pocket"
"Yam. Aha!"

on a hot band camp day.

CH: Yall want some water???

some nub freshy: YEESSS!!!!!

CH: GOOD, ya need it with all that DIRT!

"Shon is old"
"Play a clean roll before I decide to curb stomp you!"
"How does it go?....ratt..dumdum..chikachika...shot!!"